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Almost But Not Entirely Unlike Pizza

almost but not entirely unlike pizza

almost but not entirely unlike pizza

I’m late with my post today. I’m sorry. Today was both emotionally and logistically complicated. By the time I was home, with everything settled that couldn’t wait till tomorrow, what I wanted was some comfort food.

I had planned to tell you about my Cheez Whiz® epiphany at the BBQ this weekend. It was the first time I’d eaten Cheez Whiz® in adult memory. The processed cheese food was part and parcel of a broccoli, chees/z and rice casserole, which was just about exactly the right accompaniment to the best backyard brisket I’ve ever tasted. (Note to Southerners: although he’s a born and bred New York City boy, my host was of Louisiana stock. You can put down your shotguns now.) I had planned to tell you about how it made me reconsider the local food thing. Not that I’m opposed to local and natural foods. Far from it: I’m delighted to support my local CSA; and I fully believe that, in addition to being demonstrably tastier, locally-grown low-intervention produce is actually healthier than its wan supermarket cousin. What I was thinking was more along the lines of this: if we’re good little locavores and eat all our kale, what’s the harm in a little Cheez Whiz®?

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It Was a Dark and Stormy Tortilla

tortilla española, sorta

tortilla española, sorta

It was a dark and stormy morning. September the dog’s eagerness to go outside subsided like a pot of boiling water into which a frozen chicken is dropped when she stuck her nose out the door into the nearly horizontal southbound rain. Even my Helly Hansen mommy-get-that-creepy-man-away-from-me full-body rubber raincoat was no match for the blast. Missy was down with a migraine. She lay in the bed, a pillow clutched tight over her head to muffle the truck noise from the street. I asked her what she needed. She delivered her one-word reply in a muffled whisper: “Eggs.” For a moment, I had the impression that a contest of will between pain and appetite raged in her temples. Appetite won: “Potatoes. Cheese.”

This is the record of what followed.

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How De-Pressing

CNN/Time's Cheapskate Blog

Somehow or other, Brad Tuttle of Time Magazine’s Cheapskate blog, ran across fiftybucksaweek.com, and decided to do an article on it. He sent us some great questions, let us respond to them, and compiled them into an article that ran on Tuesday morning. You can read his Q&A with Emily, Cari, and me here.

You can also read the hate-fest that followed.

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Fear Factor, Breakfast Edition

Bluff Mountain, Blue Ridge Parkway, North Carolina

Bluff Mountain, Blue Ridge Parkway, North Carolina

For the weak of stomach, let me say that this isn’t a post about slugs, or Zombie Frogs.

Over Independence Day Weekend, I took a road trip down to Asheville, North Carolina, with Isabel and John. We were there to attend a mutual friend’s wedding. My initial resentment at having to travel on or about the 4th of July, a holiday reserved in my mind for hanging out in backyards, grilling burgers, watching fireworks, and under no circumstances venturing more than ten miles from home or site of extended vacation, was soon overcome by the joy of the drive. Bridges rose and fell beneath the fender, the city disappeared in the rearview mirror, and gave way to New Jersey highways, checked with Queen Anne’s Lace; long Pennsylvania farmland, tagged with homely place-names; Maryland’s mixed mouth of northern speed and southern splendor; West Virginia’s jutty hills, invitingly close to home; Virginia’s stately verdure and eternally clear-eyed skies; and finally, via a detour through trailer parks and used car lots, pulsing with an auctioneer’s patter, onto the Blue Ridge Parkway, past staggering cloud-smoked hills and bounding ruddy deer, into lovely, slow-spoken North Carolina itself. In the backseat, Isabel made us mozzarella and tomato sandwiches on good baguettes, layered with fresh basil and moistened with olive oil and vinegar, somehow without spilling a drop. Arriving late that night, John and I dropped Isabel at her downtown hotel, and proceeded to our rooms at the Motel 6, the choice of classy iconoclasts everywhere. Read the rest of this entry »

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Reimagining Breakfast for Summer

a summer breakfast: bread, cheese, eggs, fruit, coffee

a summer breakfast: bread, cheese, eggs, fruit, coffee

The older I get, the more important breakfast becomes. In my twenties, I’d have nothing but coffee in the morning — or, worse, coffee and a cigarette. Now, at thirty-six, if I don’t get a decent breakfast, I’m dizzy by ten, incoherent by ten-thirty, and drool-napping at my desk by eleven in the morning.

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Adam’s budget, week 2: a few dollars over

lamb patty sandwich with avocado and radish greens

lamb patty sandwich with avocado and radish greens

It was a week of reinventing leftover lamb (rehashed as sandwiches and pasta sauce), a week of takeout coffee, a week of political upheaval in Iran that will rewrite the way we get our news. In a vain attempt to reconcile these extremes, I overspent my budget by several dollars, a figure that would have risen considerably higher, were it not for the timely intervention of a post-wedding party in Harlem on Saturday, and a barbecue in Queens on Sunday. You might say that I lacked focus. If you were talking about my food photography, you’d be right.

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Goodbye, Fancy Cheese. Hello, Fifty Bucks a Week.

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It was the cheese that got me.

The weekend before this project was set to launch, my friend Bill came to visit from Chicago. We walked down to Fairway from my place in Red Hook, to pick up some stuff to cook out.
“You want some cheese?”
“Yeah, why not?” I scanned the counter. Too warm out for a triple creme cow. There were some nice ripe little goats, but I didn’t feel like spending that kind of money. I felt like something sheepy and semi-soft. Nevat. You know you’re in trouble when you go straight to the cheeses that sell by the quarter pound. I got the smallest piece that I thought would do: a third of a pound, or about $9 worth. We ate it on rye crackers with roasted almonds and dried apricots, while I made barbecue sauce for the ribs, and Bill put together a German potato salad laced with slab bacon fried to chicharron crispness. Scalloped in layers at once soft, crumbly, tangy, and rich, the cheese was everything I’d hoped. Chances were, it’d be my last taste for a while. Because, dammit, this Brooklyn food yuppie was going to learn to eat on $50/week.

And not just eat, but eat well.

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