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Adam’s spending, Week 11: But I was doing so well…

showing some herring. image courtesy forkthis.blogspot.com

showing some herring. image courtesy forkthis.blogspot.com

I got off to a good start. I really did. On the 11th, I spent $17.46 on bread, coffee, and pickled herring. Since that was practice herring, much of it spelled with past the point of edibility, I could reasonably claim it as a business or educational expense and leave it off the list. (Note to self, new parents, and the functionally illiterate: alphabet fridge magnets are suited than pickled herring to repeated spelling practice, and marginally better tasting after the sixth spelling attempt.) The pickled herring I consumed on the night of my successful record attempt was essentially a free meal. I spent $9 on Thursday, for my half of the Pizza Night pizza, bringing my subtotal to $26.46, and managed to get through the rest of the week on leftovers, until Saturday. That’s when another of the unsecured bolts that hold my brain together rattled off into the blue, and I entered a soup and sandwich cookoff, to benefit the Greenpoint Soup Kitchen.




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URDB: Something Fishy This Way Comes

spelling with herring (courtesy forkthis.blogspot.com)

spelling with herring (courtesy forkthis.blogspot.com)

On Wednesday night, I competed in the Eighth Meeting of the World Record Appreciation Society. I was there to set a record. My task: to spell “I ♥ PICKLED HERRING,” in pickled herring, and then eat it, faster than anyone had ever done it before. For a thorough survey of the evening’s events, please see the excellent Fork This. What follows, rather, will be a highly personal, perhaps even ego-centric account. My sense of wonder, of new vistas in spelling and herring, stands between me and my scant objectivity. I still kind of can’t believe I did this. I find it hard to write about. Not traumatic. Just… different. More like writing about the first time I had sex than the first time I climbed a mountain. It wasn’t especially heroic, and it didn’t last very long. The buildup was pure anxiety; the aftermath, strangely peaceful, in a suddenly well-nourished way.

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Special Announcement! Record Attempt at URDB Tonight!

pickled-fish-based orthography

pickled-fish-based orthography

This is an extraordinary day.

Tonight I will set the first Universal Record for Shortest Time to Spell “I ♥ PICKLED HERRING” in Pickled Herring and Then Eat It. This feat of pickled-fish-based orthography and consumption will take place at the Eighth Meeting of the World Record Appreciation Society, Wednesday, August 12, 2009 from 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM (ET), at the Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery, New York, NY 10002.

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